Shrek the Third 

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

Shrek the Third by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

anal is on the table 

When the possibility of anal intercourse has been broached and not rejected

Seth: You give it to that girl up the ass yet?
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.

anal is on the table by balls123451 June 8, 2009

and the ting goes 

GRRRRRRRA POP POP POP POP POP SKEBAKI BAP BAP AND CUT CUT PRRRRRM POOM SKEYAA COT COT PUM PUM PUM PUUM BOOM BOOM

And the ting goes

and the ting goes by Danke memes October 8, 2017

letting air out of the tire 

When you think you have to take a shit, only to sit on the toilet and just fart, without actually shitting.

"Dude, I totally thought I had to take a shit, but I only ended up letting air out of the tire."

letting air out of the tire by OptiPrime February 8, 2007

save the turtles 

save the turtles because if we didn't ... we wouldn't have any turtles!!

SAVE THE TURTLES BECKY!! USE A MOTHER FUCKING METAL STRAW!!!!!!!! and i oop- sksksksksksksskskkssksksks

save the turtles by save the turtles August 28, 2019

The Trashman

I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head.

Friend:Hey who’s your wife
Me:The Trashman

The Trashman by The_Egg_Slayer November 9, 2018

Kick the tires 

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something

Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

Kick the tires by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2009