coffee

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

coffee

any kind of stimulants, usually cocaine. used to avoid catching attention in public you're geekin

"Just drank a double espresso, i feel fucking amazing."
"You wanna grab a coffee before work?"

by cokedietndietcoke July 25, 2022

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation

Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it

by B_witched9 October 13, 2025

Zoom Coffee

When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.

Fancy having a zoom coffee sometime?

by Lilybaby August 5, 2021

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017