Black timbs 

A MAN WHO HAS ASCENDED TO GODHOOD
also known as THAT ONE NIGGA a TRUE FUCKING MONSTER and NIGGA MODE
wearing black timbs = a early grave for any nigga who runs up on that nigga
stroonger than any black air force stronger than any steroid this nigga will beat your ass SILLY beat your ass GAY beat your ass STUPID
if you encounter an angry black timbs wearer bearer Run run with a capital R run use the secret Joestar technique and RUN
R.i.p for the homies who got fucking drop by these nigga's stronger that escanor stronger than kid boo scarier than any nigga to live they don't care for you themself and the world they will destroy the world one day when they make black union
i worship the day a TRUE NIGGA IN Black Timbs arrives and will bring swift justice to the trashy ass world

"yo the nigga just knocked out yo nigga beat his a-"
"what"
"he got black timbs"
"YOU GOT A PROBLEM LIL NIGGA LET ME FIX IT"
-man in timbs ROCKS his shit-
"o-o"
"AGH HELP ME HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I CAN'T BREATH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"SLEEP NIGGA"
-man in timbs stomps him out-
"fuck out my face"

Black timbs by Black Timms Wearer November 2, 2022

candy crush time 

When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.

A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!

candy crush time by Nonflyingfarang April 24, 2014

michigan time 

Michigan Time refers to the fact that University of Michigan classes start 10 minutes after the time listed in the course schedule. Classes usually end on the hour or half hour to allow 10 minutes of commute time.

Don't worry, you aren't late for class. We run on michigan time.

michigan time by Kyle Mulka December 12, 2008

time bandit 

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

time bandit by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

cock time 

When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.

Mark: hey buddy, what's the time?

Peter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTS cock time!

Mark: El Radico!!

cock time by legless February 14, 2006

Cuban Time 

The time frame that most people in Miami use for arriving for partys or events.
I.E. an hour or more late

"Dude, where is everyone? The party started at 8."
"They're running on Cuban Time, man."

Cuban Time by Scott Willson September 25, 2005

Reclaiming my time 

Phrase used in congressional hearings when politicians are allotted a specific amount of time to speak and/or question those called to testify at such hearings. If during their allotted time they deem a person who is testifying to be lying, misleading, or drawing out the time by not answering the questions directly, the congressperson may reclaim their time. This is allowed within the United States House of Representatives rules and procedures. Most often attributed to Congresswoman Rep. Maxine Waters (Democrat, California) from a hearing in 2017 when she was questioning Secretary of Finance Steven Mnuchin.

"I'm reclaiming my time...Please, will you respond to the question of why I did not get a response, me and my colleagues, to the May 23rd letter?" ~ Maxine Waters

Reclaiming my time by editorsarah2020 September 1, 2020