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taco yeast

The cheesy substance between 2 labias, that could possibly make a loaf of bread rise.
George Bush's taco yeast is some of the most potent in the western hemisphere.
by jynx $$$ May 26, 2009
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taco knock

the female version of a cup check. a personage gives a female a little tap on the vaginal region, usually through the clothes in a casual and/or public environment.
megan was staring off into space again, so her boyfriend dustin decided to bring her back into reality by giving her a little taco knock.
by the regifter May 24, 2008
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Taco Bell

A sexual maneuver in which you shit inside a taco shaped vagina and then cum onto it so it looks like a ground beef taco with ranch. Eating is optional.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave that bitch a Taco Bell!
Guy 2: You're fucking nasty you Taco Belling whore!

Girl: Taco Bell me daddy!!!!
by Ground Beef June 6, 2016
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mega taco

A swollen female vag that protrudes through tight clothing - most likely because it is hungry; or, engorged with taco stuffing. Either way, it is similar to the female cameltoe but sligtly more frigtening.
mega taco + pants (optional) = hungry women
by douche-homo April 5, 2008
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cold taco

The vagina of a deceased female. Usually referred to when discussing the subject of necrophilia.
"I hit some cold taco at the cemetery last night, got a little muddy!"
"Whoa dude, didn't know you were into things besides cold sausage..."
by nixobeohs April 4, 2009
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taco pants

The super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women's outerwear circa 2008.

The form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the vagina or "taco."
Guy: "Are you ready to head out?"

Girlfriend: "Yep."
Guy: "Why are you dressed like you're going to the gym?"

Girlfriend: "What are you talking about?"

Guy" "Are you really going to wear those taco pants to Applebees for half-priced appetizers?"
by Buckeye Fever October 6, 2011
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Taco Touchdown

A not-so-often used phrase which can mean multiple things:

1) (V) The act of sticking one's scrotum into a taco. It is optional whether to attempt to cook it or not.

2) (ADJ.) A synonym for crouching repeatedly over a dead player in an FPS like HALO or CoD.

3) (V) What someone does to celebrate a goal in a game of rugby/football. After touching the ball down, the scorer leaves it on the ground and does push-ups with their crotch over the ball.
1) JOHNNY: Man, school was a real f*cker today. I'm

gonna go do a taco touchdown.

JAMES: Ooh, I'll bring the sauce!

2) JOHNNY: Eat lead, James! *machine guns him to death*

JAMES: Oh no, not the taco touchdown!

3) JOHNNY: *scores tri and starts dry humping the ball*

EAT TACO TOUCHDOWN, B*TCHES!

JAMES: Ah sh*t, not again...
by iDWiA739 September 23, 2011
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