breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021

The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

The post-breakfast club

That sad half table at lunch with Bella, Meghan, Jacob, and Lili

Yo! You see those people over there, that’s The Post-breakfast Club.......I know, tragic.

by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018

breakfast wine

The wine on your nightstand that is leftover from the night before.

That breakfast wine was so good.

by Nick02807 August 10, 2016

Continental Breakfast Man

Continental Breakfast man is the man in the Jordan Peele skit where he eats the pit of the doughnut and the forbidden fruit.

"I love the continental Breakfast man"

by PeanutMuncher9000 July 24, 2024

Breakfast Clubbed

To have a very intimate conversation with a complete stranger who afterwords tells everyone. Debrived from the scene in The Breakfast Club were they all are talking about there gay little problems

Dude I was talking to Andy and he went breakfast clubbed me and told victoria i wanted to tap her

by Whowy110 March 30, 2010