Subway-style

A slang term for dry humping, due to its association with crowded areas, such as subways. Can be used to mean consensual
and non-consensual forms.

We didn't have protection, so we played it safe and did it 'subway-style'.

by David M-C March 29, 2008

Suburbanarchist

n. a young person usually seen at G-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as Starbucks, McDonald's, WalMart, Exxon and the like. This particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out Prius courtesy of Mommy and Daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the hell out of college classes. Suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to associate with Trustafarians. Contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance Suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. They've got plenty of money usually a magic card stitched inside their carhart jacket liner.

Damn, those Suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at Starbucks.

by Rastamick October 23, 2008

subsonic humanoid

A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.

The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.

My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.

Family means the world to me.

by Reader. April 1, 2009

Subway Ethics

A set of common, unsaid, moralities understood between all riders of the subway.

1. Bill: God those teenagers are so obnoxious.
Nancy: They obviously have no understanding of subway ethics.

by Subwaygoer February 5, 2010

Suboed

To be cornered, usually in your place of work by a colleague who will not stop talking, usually about some mind numbing non work related subject.

This colleague wanders around the workplace telling the same story over and over again to anyone who will allow themselves to be "suboed"

There are different levels of suboeing, the worst kind is "Suboed to the Max" - the ulitimate in Suboeing where even suicide may be considered an suitable option

Jim's getting Suboed in the kitchen!

Dont go in the boardroom or you'll get suboed.

Did you just get suboed on the shop floor?

by La Knome August 25, 2011

Suburbanocrity

The complacent/grateful acceptance of a predetermined lifestyle, which eventually leads to a vivisection of the human spirit, a loss of creativity and original thought, detrimental social conformity, and a need for peer approval rather than the desire to become peerless.

95% of Americans suffer severely from suburbanocrity, evidenced by their acceptance of the nightly news as truth and their desire to believe they cant do any better than their current station in life.

by Sickcero July 27, 2012

Substidouche

Someone that hangs out regularly at the gym on league night hoping to get picked up on a team. He hopes for no-shows, injuries, does not contribute league dues, and is argumentative despite the fact that he is not a member of any team.

Teammate 1: Doug hurt his back again so we're short one tonight. The guy that subbed in for us last week is over there.
Teammate 2: He got pissed off and argued alot. You wanna pick him up again??
Teammate 3: Nah, I'd rather play a man short than play with that substidouche.

Also correct to use as a proper noun:
Teammate 3: I'd rather not play with Substidouche again.

by Two Chip Chen December 4, 2012