stand by guy

A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.

Jenna wanted to hang out with Dave but he was busy, so instead she hit up her stand by guy MC.

by SuaveCat August 5, 2014

Stand and blow

A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.

Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.

by LSam July 30, 2016

Stand-down comedy

If a stand-up comedian is not at all funny, that he's booed down from the stage.

It's not funny at all, it is rather a Stand-down comedy !!!

by VlarolCarol The First July 15, 2017

Standard

1. Used to describe someone devoid of defining characteristics that might make a person interesting, extraordinary, or just simply worth devoting time or attention to.

2. Lacking intelligence and unable to socialize on even an elementary level.

3. Annoyingly frustrating because of the above

Amber: Have you seen these pineapples on t-shirts and shit?

Suzie: OMG yeah, I can't even with that stuff. It's so standard!

by Chenners August 17, 2018

standmaxxing

The act of standing for the purposes of gaining muscle mass and burning calories.

person 1: hey can you sit down
person 2: no. I'm standmaxxing.

by 121gam August 13, 2022

Standard V1nce Cuh enjoyer

A young child who watches V1nce cuh (around the age of 10) and makes their profile picture on YouTube into the duck that V1nce uses to represent him self. They will go to harass PNGtubers, although they are too retarded to realize that the PNGtuber is making more money. These people are mostly generic white boys who thinks they have friends but, The people that they talk too don’t want to be friends, even if they hide the fact that they are a Stan of V1nce cuh.

Person one : bro I went on this dudes phone and he’s a Stan of Vince💀
Person two : he’s probably a standard V1nce cuh enjoyer.

by TIME_CAPSUEL December 22, 2022

wheel stand

to do a wheelie or mono on a push bike, motorcycle, car etc

that bloke just did a wheel stand up the road

by Byza October 22, 2007