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Spoonman 

1. A hit song written by the band Soundgarden on their 1994 album, Superunknown. The song was, some say, the band's big break into becoming fully mainstream. It was originally intended to be used on the soundtrack for the Cameron Crowe movie "Singles". The song's inspiration is...

2. Artis The Spoonman, a street performer from California and later Seattle, who plays music using sets of spoons. He has played with various other big names in music, such as Frank Zappa, was featured in the video for Soundgarden's "Spoonman" and has been called "Seattle's best kept secret" by Steven Tyler
"Spoonman is such a fuckin' awesome song"
"Hell yeah, I love that riff!"

"I saw the Spoonman last night, it was a really interesting performance."
Spoonman by Archit May 22, 2006
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Scoonbuzzler 

That man is a SCOONBUZZLER
Scoonbuzzler by Ryan May 12, 2004
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Spoonslap 

Something That Sounds Dirty And/Or Cruel
Do You Want To Spoonslap With Me Tonight?
Nobody's Watching...Let's Spoonslap!
You Son Of A Spoonslap!
Well...Spoonslap You!
Spoonslap by EnterMyTwilight April 27, 2007

Spoonan Nunan 

A pedophilic male teacher who pervs on young female students. A teacher who generally is a party pooper and likes to have no fun.
A teacher is looking down a girls shirt:

"Hey, that teacher is chucking a Spoonan Nunan"
Spoonan Nunan by Keefey69 September 7, 2005

spooning the toilet 

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.
Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"
spooning the toilet by bteen3 December 18, 2007
when two couples begin to spoon then they lay in opposite directions causing the two little spoons to sixty nine.
me and dem hoes just spoony9ed. winning.
spoony9 by i love spoony9 November 20, 2011

SpoonMonger 

A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.
Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"