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Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.
Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.
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Wet spooning

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.
Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!
by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018
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power spoon

The man lies on his side with the woman lying on her side with her back to his front.

The same as spoons but with intercourse. The preferred method of the lazy man.
I was tired but still wanted to do it, so I gave her the power spoon.
by 4head269 December 12, 2016
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Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.
Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.
by Caleb Hanzo October 4, 2017
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Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
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Spoon

A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who “stirs the pot
When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.
by Sallythatsquirrel April 2, 2020
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Spoon

by CrAzY_CaNuCK_15 March 5, 2021
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