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Squared is jizz and milk cumming out of a woman and males nipples. It happens when you get soooo excited that large amounts of milk and jizz leak out of your nipple
Guy 1: Fuck that girl banged me so hard I Squared myself

Guy 2: Wow man thats soo gross whats your problem
Guy 1: i have no clue but it felt so good, i want to burka her face next time.
Guy 2: Dude my girl has a BlueWaffle it wouldn't be right to square on it
Squared by Awwww KS JR MK CS June 28, 2011
A rock of crack cocaine.
Crying all the tears, smokin' all the squares, workin' for ya boy, ya came short and full of swears.
Square by Trixster Million January 6, 2020

M-Square 

Slang for Midland, Texas. Due to the large number of squares who live there and the fact that the city is laid out in a grid pattern with all streets meeting at right angles.
"That punk motherfucker George W claims his roots in M-Square"
M-Square by company ink September 7, 2005

Taimanin square massacre 

An event that never occurred in history
Guy 1: "Hey have you herd of something called the Taimanin square massacre?"
Guy 2: "-50000000 social credits"

completing the square 

(v.) The act of hooking up with your ex's current partner's ex after discovering that your ex is hooking up with the target's ex.
Ex: Jenny and Alan used to date. Chrissy and Dave are dating, but Chrissy leaves Dave for Alan. When Dave and Jenny hook up, they are "completing the square".
completing the square by thedl February 28, 2008
Meaning something is gay, stupid, useless, pathetic.
Oh shit that girl is square

My phone is so square it keeps turning off

Haha your picture is square!
square by Morgan aka morgasm October 12, 2006