Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

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Semper Sexual

The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.

People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.

by crustmeister June 24, 2021

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Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

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boris-sexual

A person who is attracted to Boris Pavlikovsky of The Goldfinch movie.

X: omg i love Boris sm
X: really ??!
X: YES!! Im Boris-sexual ;)

by Boris’s gf July 10, 2021

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To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)

"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."

by RedithDuckith November 2, 2019

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