seasoning

The act of throwing a pepper in a girl's face to make her sneeze at the same time she climaxes; since sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, she will have 9/8 of one if done correctly.

Aaron: How did it go last night?

Dan: There was seasoning involved, but I think she was into it.

by athegreat December 14, 2010

sears tower suicide

The best, most awesome way to an hero. Guaranteed success, and an awesome fall to boot! Do it while it's snowing for maximum win.

Tom: Hey, how are you gonna kill yourself?
Me: Isn't it obvious - sears tower suicide all the way!

by jackasaur January 1, 2012

seasoned chicken

an older bigger woman can be any ethnicity except Asian might have some spices and be all dressed up without feathers or have feathers no seasoning and a heck of a fucking attitude otherwise known as "gilf" grandma Id like to... You get the point

gilf oldlatina wtfamidoing chic eggs wrinkles down there seasoned chicken

by Swirleyvortexythingy May 11, 2015

sats

a slang term for a care bear (from the tv show)

today i saw a sats walking down the street

by brianpeppers December 28, 2005

satsun

a girl who has big boobs and a small dick. usually no balls, though.

Rachle and her friends are such satsuns. I cant believe they admitted that, either. God damn u satsuns!!!

by bekath March 6, 2005

seatse

he is a big dissapointment to everyone, and he likes hats.

"HAHA LOOK AT THAT SEATSE!!"

by Seatse October 22, 2020

seatstain

A really annoying mark on the sitting part of some sort of chair or seat; A person who ruins your day

Person 1: "Dude I spilled my beer all over my car!"
Person 2: "Real seatstain you got there"

Party Atendee 1: "What a fucking seatstain"
seatstain *Flips chairs and eats all the pizza*

by seatstain November 13, 2021