Stoner sushi

Food — A Swedish fish with a wasabi almond on top

I got super baked and at a shit-ton of stoner sushi.

by The new dr Ruth August 8, 2020

Sooner Bonanza

When you order the Oklahoma pay per view football game and put a huge projector in your backyard and invite all of your neighborhood to come watch it for free.

After the Sooner Bonanza it will be clear who butters the bread in this neighborhood.

by Sideways23 September 9, 2020

Stoner Creek

A creek in Soddy-Daisy where smoke spots are plentiful and people frequently get high

Lets go to the smoke spot in the woods near Stoner Creek

by El gay El Rod October 7, 2020

Stonerist

A person who is against/afraid of the AR-15 due to it being incorrectly classified as a select-fire assault rifle by anti-gun politicians, the media, and gun control activists. Term is named after the inventor of the AR-15, Eugene Stoner.

Did you see those red shirt wearing Bloomberg moms begging for the AR-15 to be banned? Bunch of Stonerist morons.

by Shan Shan November 18, 2020

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

sooner rather than later

that means they don't really know anything about what you are asking , but they wanted to say something so they don't seem like they don't know what is going on

I was at the doctor waiting to see doctor due to covid-19 symptoms and when I asked the receptionist when I was gonna see the doctor the receptionist told me , sooner rather than later , I hope so cause I feel like I'm gonna die

by cookin dat chow December 29, 2020

stoner cult

If a stone can't talk or think then it can't physically have any racism, predudice, controversy, sexism, ect. Thusfore stones are the best known objects. REJECT HUMANITY BECOME A STONER

Dude: man humans suck I'm gonna get high
Stoner :don't be a stoner join the stoner cult

by The_real_SBG January 5, 2021