oreo salad

The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?

Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?

by Autree April 2, 2017

Fruit Salad

A swarm of 5 or more homosexual males.

Kenny only hangs out with that fruit salad nowadays

by Eatbooty February 20, 2018

satan salad

Satan salad is slang for weed/bud, “satan” because many people don’t understand the benifits that can come from weed.

Hey dude you got the Satan Salad?
(Or for short) “Pass the salad”
Satan Salad-Weed

by helloimagaystoner March 20, 2018

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

salad slut

someone you summon for salad

"Hey do you want to get dinner?" "No, I'm not your salad slut."

by nunana February 21, 2017

noodle salad

When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.

1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."

by Car 54 April 28, 2016

Fruit Salad

At least five people, all of different skin colour engaging in hardcore gay sex.

Yesterday I had the most amazing fruit salad grandma.

by Homejuusto runkkari October 21, 2019