oreo salad

The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?

Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?

by Autree April 02, 2017

depptisism

The religion or practice of all things Johnny Depp.

Adam's mother practices depptisism. She constantly thinks, talks and lives by the words of her savior, Johnny Depp.

by Autree February 18, 2017