Meet Russian Ladies

The most fucking annoying ad ever hated by most loved by some. You just wanna watch some YouTube or something and then you end up masturbating at the hot sluts at the side of your screen

Person 1 - hey John whatcha doing
John - ohhh just ohhh watching some OhhHH youtube uhhhhhhh

Narrator - looking at the 'meet Russian ladies' ad

by fdtmofosmldffsfymofo November 3, 2017

Russian Heart Attack

A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.

"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."

by Spher0 September 28, 2017

Russian gray fly

A device used by Russians to snag salmon. It is made of a very large trebil hook with lead molded around the shank.

Commrad I cannot get these fish to bite! Here commrad use my Russian gray fly and when the school of salmon get close just throw in middle and yank works every time.

by The Mayer 8===D May 1, 2013

russian road block

The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open

Jill was being mean to Jack so he snuck into her room and gave her a Russian Road Block

by funnyshitman June 23, 2009

Black Russian

Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.

-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."

by brendan September 7, 2004

Russian Gas Pedal

1.) An act of violence. To stomp on someones crotch and to depress downward as if flooring a gas pedal. Think of stamping out a cigarette by twisting and pressing the foot upon the butt.
2.) Old tactic used by Russian police against rapists/womanizers. The gas pedal is released when the watching victim agrees that the torture has been enough.
3.) Form of tactic employed in Ro Sham Bo

Last night we bet on a Ro Sham Bo match. My player made it to the 5th kick and signaled for the Russian Gas Pedal.
He gave it but unfortunately could not take it. When it was his turn he slapped the mat in defeat. I lost $10!

by Lex97 January 20, 2009

Russian Fruit Basket

A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.

Dude! you're sportin a Russian Fruit Basket!
Gross, look at that RFB (Russian Fruit Basket)

by Grammy G September 27, 2010