Brittany phone hands

A female who always needs her phone in her hands. These girls usually cannot start or hold a conversation and are intimidated by groups of people so they resort to their phones. They will try to make it seem like they are preoccupied in every situation they are uncomfortable in. You will often see a "Brittany phone hands" with her head down while she is walking because her life only exists on social media and texting threads.

Mike: How was last night? I heard there was a couple of hotties that you guys met up with.

Tony: Just a bunch of Brittany phone hands that couldn't talk or make eye contact.

Mike. bummer....

by CpTn_Ghad September 18, 2019

Mouth mega phone

when you open someones mouth whilst asleep and fart into it to make an echo and make it much louder.

Dude greg fell asleep
Dude lets totally mouth mega phone him
aight

by TheAlmightyDefiner January 5, 2016

Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.

David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010

Throw Away Phone

A phone you do illegal activity on then get rid of.

"Use the Throw Away Phone so the one time don't gaffle you up."

by Ocean G January 21, 2016

cell phone romeo

A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.

That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.

by budlt21 August 30, 2015

Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich

Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone

by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021