grand petty theft

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things

Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!

by papa lech March 2, 2010

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018

prettt

a slang word for pretty. it is not a misspelling anymore, it is its own word.

caroline: omg she is so prettt
ellie: caroline stop trying to make prettt happen, it’s not going to happen

by westanprettt April 16, 2020

Preity Zinta

A bollywood actress, known for being very talkative,bubbly and actually being able to act. Good looking, with dimples. She has starred in movies such as Kal ho na ho, Veer Zara and Dil Se.

Did you watch the Preity Zinta movie last night? She was really good!

by melbelle November 4, 2006

Tom Petty

One of the best, along with Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen, musicians to come out in the history of Rock.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are some of the best things that ever happened in Classic Rock.

by Kyle January 29, 2005

Poopy Presty

A terrible event where a person gets so drunk, usually from stealing Joel's vodka, then decide it is a good idea to start emptying their bowels all around the house. Ruined couches, carpet and beding is not the worst of it. When mommy finds said person naked in the closet covered in feces, yeah that's gonna top it all off.

OMG Did you hear about Scott pulling a Poopy Presty last night? He's never gonna live that one down. OWND!!!

by serotonin November 10, 2006

Ben Petty

When someone plays childish games, lies, is douchey, thinks he is the best man he did it.

This guy is ben petty

by KnowMadd7 October 5, 2019