monkey mode

When someone outbreaks in anger and starts throwing their own poop everywhere.

Yea, my friend went into monkey mode yesterday. were still cleaning teh poop off the walls

by Slade March 27, 2004

monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

northern monkey

Any one from the North of England with a sense of Humour.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

grundel monkey

The balls of excess toilet paper that hang from the short hairs of your grundel like a monkey.

Dude slow down I've got 3 lbs of grundel monkeys weighing me down.

Before prom I like to comb my grundel monkeys out.

by Tony Peters December 25, 2007

White Monkey

1. A white person who gains easy social/economic status based on the color of their skin, while living in Asia.

2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.

3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.

Person 1: Bro, concentration camps are totally an American propaganda tactic.

Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?

Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.

Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.

by cyberphunkisms November 23, 2020

spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008

dutch monkey

A select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. Typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. These creatures can be found the world over, but particularly in New Haven, CT.

Seth is such a dutch monkey, this is his eigth blunt ride today.

by dtaft March 9, 2009