Taiwanese Mountain Climber

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.

tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009

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battle mountain

town in northern nevada that has a population of crackheads and prostitutes but it still smells better thatn lovelock which smell of horse shit and urine but of course the bums that are always around leave a stench with their broken bottles of bum piss aka 211 and their arrid fecies on ppls cars

Jim: Oh Man i cant wait til i get to battle mountian to screw a hooker in the ass
Gary: Me either i want to get herpes there.
Jim: Gee this is going to be the best trip ever i cant wait til i tell all my friends

by slick_flanle_wearing_sagebrush_hunter March 7, 2005

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Rocky Mountain Ass Crack

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.

I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

by CutthroatMassacre July 3, 2007

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huckleberry mountain

the true story of what went on between huckleberry fin and jim on their journey on the mississippi.

dude: i knew somethin had to happen on those lonely nights

dude 2: bro, huck can be very seductive

dude: huckleberry mountain is crazy

by motoson January 13, 2007

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Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bear Testicles - served as an appetiser

Martha loved to impress company with her rocky mountain oysters.

by JaymeMaurice December 13, 2006

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Death Mountain

When you make a very tall (foot tall usually) mountain of snow and dive in it in your swim suit with 4 friends. You run and dive in and try to dig a tunnel to find your friends. You sit in the mountain until someone gets too cold and goes out. The last remaining player wins.

Joe, Steve, Tim, Carl and I made a death mountain. First out with Tim, then Carl, then Joe, then Steve, then me. Im really warm blooded!

by Bobbyjoe20202 January 23, 2011

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