ollies mental health

Ollies mental health is so bad that noone can fix it.

person 1: i cant believe its so bad
person 2: yeah, its just as bad as ollies mental health

by amiexistent December 6, 2022

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

Fluid Mental Rigidity

Being able to properly stand your ground on various topics even if the topics differ greatly in substance.

Often confused with hypocrisy.

Just because Khalea defended people who have truck-nuts then proclaimed how people who own truck-nuts should be shot is not hypocracy, its fluid mental rigidity.

by Heauxsferatu January 15, 2017

mental cart

n. When you think about adding an item to your online shopping cart, but don't actually add it.

v. 1. mental carted

I added that oatmeal to my mental cart, but didn't actually buy it. Now I am hungry and have no oatmeal.

by dawghawk12 June 15, 2018

M.C. Mental

that guy that said "bididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididdididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididi" and dgaf

Alex: Hey, have you heard of M.C. Mental?
Evan: Oh, that guy who speaks gibberish?

by NewYork6792 October 29, 2025

The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

Mental giant

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.

Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020