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mark thomas

a very funny guy, lots of musical talent. like lots. definitely gets all the girls. basically the human equivalent of bob ross B)

ALSO HE HAS TO HAVE POKEMON PANTS.
yo mark thomas just stopped me from kms

wow he's such a bob ross
by krestreposa November 25, 2020
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idiot mark

The name that is often given to a tattoo that an inked individual later regrets in life. An idiot mark is also something one does that leaves a permanent mark, scar, or disfigurement such as caused by setting themselves on fire with a flame thrower, or doing the eraser challenge.
(My grandfather speaking) You know what this is pointing to arm ? This is my idiot mark. I got it while I was in the Navy and I've regretted it ever since.

( Parent to child ) I've warned you about the eraser challenge, and now you'll have a permanent idiot mark for the rest of your life.
by Daniel H. B. February 7, 2018
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Uncle Mark

when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax
I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom
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Throwin' a Mark

When you wake up in the morning and have a dong so ridiculously large that it hits the ground and causes a slight tremor.
"Man, I was wit ma gurl last night, and I was all rompin' on dat ass when da earf shook. She was all like, "Guy next door is throwin' a Mark....I am gonna go get me some of dat slong." I hate it when a dude is throwin' a Mark."
by BigDaddyDong69 September 23, 2012
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mark marshall

uptight self proclaimed"ladies man" a mark marshall smiles alot and does not show other emotion, example u fucked his girlfriend and he hates you but he still smiles like a girl scout sellin cookies.
(man approaches group of women and gets turned down but still smiles like he accomplished something)

Mayyynneee, he totally just mark marshalled that shit.
by 69indirty January 1, 2012
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Mark Haugh

A wannabe sophisticated, wannabe intellectual former heroin junkie turned bald old man from Ballyfermot Dublin. He is well known for his affinity for Thai hookers and ladyboys and typically threatens those who speak against him with IRA hit squads that do not exist.
Geez, that Mark Haugh fellow from Ballyfermot sure loves his Thai ladyboys!
by MerseysideParadise June 30, 2023
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Ruler marked

When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.
David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.
by SiMpLeX_707 November 28, 2018
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