milfodrome

Typically a small and tacky discoteque where the MILF's and sometimes their daughters go for a spin once a week.

Luk: Hi mate, how was last night?
Rafael: We went to that milfodrome you recommended and I laid a couple of hot mums.
Luk: Sweet, it is such easy hunt!

by themilfonian February 10, 2012

MILF²

When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.

Oh man, can't believe I didn't use protection with that MILF and now it's like MILF² or something.

by damnnnnnnnson September 23, 2019

milformikasa

milformikasa is the best tiktoker and mutual! nobody can prove me wrong.

person 1: do you know the tiktoker @milformikasa
person 2: ofc i do they're the best!

by yourfavoritemutual May 5, 2021

milfunction

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: \ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom

She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!

by Efffed October 18, 2008

West Milford

okay well west milford is full of a few things. delis. pizzs places. bars. SLUTS AND DRUGS. alot of hicks live here. they are really racist too. not cool. most people end up working at gas stations therye whoole life and no one really leaves. they always come back haa. but its not too bad. you always have connections and the high schools pretty cool too. bomb threats and dead dears in the halls. and smelly vents. but i wouldnt recommend sending ur children to the school. they might become sluts, drug addicts, and end up in a rehab center. most people in wm usually do end up there at least once in there life. and they always stay clean for a few weeks until they know they can do it again. oh and weed isnt even a drug here its like just someting to do cause theres nothing else to do. unless ya wonna hang out in shoprite parking lot...and smoke haha.
even though everythin sucks about it you wont wonna live anywhere else. its like amazing here and everyone does lovee it hahaha

girl 1 "im a whore lets go get high and have sex"
girl 2 " but i dont do that...o wait jk im a whore too! yay! im only 12!!!!"
girl 1: "duh you are from west milfordd!"

by hahahahaha ya know October 4, 2008

milfication

becoming a milf
lol milf.

britney spears was MILLIFIED!! actually, her milfication was not complete due to her absolutely shitty parenting skillz.

by SPICY ROOSTER October 23, 2006

MILFie

A selfie picture taken of one or more women that are all specifically MILFs.

Gina and four of her friends too a MILFie and posted it on Facebook.

by bkjb99 July 30, 2015