Canadian Left

When your playing lacrosse instead of switching to your stick to your left hand you use your right hand on your left side so your arms are twisted.

American Laxer: why do u do a canadian left its so much harder

Canadian Laxer: im to lazy to practice with my left hand

Canadian Left by humphrey dumpffffrey May 24, 2009

to the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.

A nonsensical greeting meaning the person has no need for human sensitivity at that point in the time continuiom and would rather persue a humerous or entertaining conversation and avoid a confrontation of any sort. Or it could reassure someone that you also want this sort of conservation.

Hey bob whats hanging. To the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.

to the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes. by ben claude May 5, 2003

retarded left 

When a grown person can't distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her retarded left.

"Which one is it?"
"The one on the left."
"This one?"
"No, that's your retarded left."
"Oh."
"You're such a retard."
"STFU, asshole."

retarded left by JDBJr December 1, 2006

far-left fascism 

An ideology of the far-left that is characterized by leftist nationalism, state totalitarianism, ethnic or political supremacism, autarky, and expansionism.

The ideology of far-left fascism is usually dismissed by the leftists themselves.

far-left fascism by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 7, 2022

german's left nut 

a figure of small proportion; pathetic.

That's what you call godly? That's worse than german's left nut!

german's left nut by shanakishala January 30, 2008

your other left 

Phrase meaning "right" for dumbasses that can't tell the difference between left and right.

Coach: Turn to your right!

(Kids turn left)

Coach: ...Your other left.

(Kids turn right)

your other left by rightwinger March 2, 2005

alabama left turn

When you need to make a left turn but can't cut across 4 lanes of traffic, so you make a right turn and then a U-turn as soon as possible. Also when you date your second-cousin-once-removed because there is a shortage of available chicks at your middle school.

1. Dang they must have let the Presbyterians out. I'll have to make an Alabama left turn!
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin

alabama left turn by TheseTitsAreReal November 12, 2015