to the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.

A nonsensical greeting meaning the person has no need for human sensitivity at that point in the time continuiom and would rather persue a humerous or entertaining conversation and avoid a confrontation of any sort. Or it could reassure someone that you also want this sort of conservation.

Hey bob whats hanging. To the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.

by ben claude May 6, 2003