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Slap little johnny behind the ears

My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.
by Clyde W December 10, 2018
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Ponyboy and Johnny

Two boys who are characters in the book the outsiders (we stan johnny) in which people made fanfics of them and we are all pretty sure they are gay for each other.
"I love those two together. They love each other like Ponyboy and Johnny"
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021
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fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021
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Little Johnny

That's the name of the famous Circus Chimp adopted by a Mormon family and legally adopted as a family member in 1962 after he was left behind in Salt Lake City as the Barnum and Bailey train headed west following their local appearance.

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EXAMPLES:

"LITTLE JOHNNY, quit shittin' bananas on the couch, dammit!"
"Get your fingers outta yer ass, LITTLE JOHNNY. Don't go homo on me now!"
"Behave, LITTLE JOHNNY, or Gladys will make me get rid of you."
"I warned you not to be drinkin' out of my toilet, LITTLE JOHNNY."
"Bye-bye. Good bye, LITTLE JOHNNY. I loved you for awhile.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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soggy johnny

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness
"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"
by jimbone bonebag March 3, 2008
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The Johnny

When you whip your mans dick out from his boxer hole
Babe I want my dick sucked I’m about to pull the Johnny
by Yougotrekt June 11, 2018
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Fuckin' A Johnny Pop

Agree whole heartedly
Dude- " Want to go out partying tonight?"
Gal- " Fuckin' A Johnny Pop!"
by Arugala October 6, 2011
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