January 19th 

National Fuck your gf/bf

Max: Today is January 19th

John: Bet now i get to fuck my gf

January 19th by pp.in.my.ass.hole. February 2, 2021

January 21 

He likes sucking cock and also he is a monkey and he sucks on BBC

Hi I was born at January 21 and I like sucking big BBC and have a small cock

January 21 by Jan 21 July 7, 2021

January 6th

January 6th is national break up with your high school girlfriend day. Quit acting like y’all are getting married it’s actually going no where. Be Alpha. Be a Man.

Quit being beta and break up with her on January 6th and get the most out of your college experience

January 6th by Peyton addison January 5, 2022

January 9th 

This is national suck toes day, go out and suck sum toes!!!

Bro what day is it?

January 9th
Oh word lemme go suck some toes

January 9th by Sherm virg October 18, 2019

January 28 

The day god brought a lying person to this world

Person 1: hi your so pretty and funny *lies*

Person 2: oh thanks

Person 1: you can trust me I’m not a lying person *lies*

Person 2: ok

Person 1: thanks for trusting me

Person 2: your welcome and when’s your birthday

Person 1: January 28

January 28 by Arttinaa October 16, 2019

January 21st 

the day all noobs that suck toes were born

she sucks toes she’s definitely born in January 21st

January 21st by sushi mama October 15, 2019

January 20

The day Biden and Harris ARE GOING INTO OFFICE!💕✨🥳😎

January 20, 2021, is the day Biden is going to become the president of the USA, and Harris will be the madam vice present! Sorry trump supporters, your time is UP.

January 20 by Vania_Luv December 5, 2020