Tummy Jim Jam

Abstract Noun. The rumbling sensation and extreme urge to shit your pants when you are extremely nervous and anxious. Usually experienced when receiving report cards, before big events and everything else that makes you nervous or anxious.

Irah : Ayo dude, you look tired, did you sleep last night?
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.

by _Clockwork_ September 29, 2021

pop & chips jam

A party that consists of no alcoholic beverages, marijuana, or other drugs. Usually a party thrown by kids with little or no friends, for reasons such as
-Parents being home
-The kid is just simply a loser

Let's not go to waterson's party because it's going to be a pop & chips jam.

by crunkss July 25, 2007

Booboo Jammed Up

When some one blows off their friends to be with their girlfriend/boyfriend.

Question: Where is Jay he ws supposed to be here an hour ago?

Responce: Oh he is booboo Jammed up

by BCDF July 16, 2009

paper jam

When you shove some paper into someone's ass during sex and yell out "oi! there's a paper jam in ya butt! May I deal with it" Most of the time, about 98.71% of the time, they'll grant you access to their butt.

"Oi babe, theres some paper jammed in ya anus, lemme take it out??"
"Yee"

by VenusianMe November 23, 2016

Sea Jam

Refers to when a girl is 'wet' or another word for her cum.

Elizabeth had sea jam on her J-J.

by Mrs. Rodriguez February 19, 2008

Jam Jar

The background to this phrase starts with a man named 'Chopper Read' who although being a notorious and accomplished criminal himself in Australia decided to take it upon himself to eradicate a fellow criminal from this world for an act he comitted which has now been coined Jam Jarring. It goes that the murdered man was in prison for raping a 10 year old boy. He was then released from prison slightly earlier for his good behaviour, not long after his release he had approached a 9 year old girl in a park, taken her into a quieter area of the park, he then broke a jam jar in half using the jagged ends he cut a whole in the leg of the girl and proceded to abuse this area of her body even after she had died.

When he returned to prison Chopper was on library duty and as he walked into the other man's cell he pushed him to the floor and jumped on his head from the bed until he died.

The term Jam Jarring is now employed as a means of conveying the notion of desire to follow through with this act on someone else.

Guy 1: "She is so hot I would definitley Jam Jar her."
Guy 2: "Dude that is so nasty WTF?!"

by ChopperRead June 3, 2011

Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010