The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.

1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".

by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009

Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.

Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010

Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.

"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."

by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011

Information junkie

A person who researches and memories a lot if random details that are literally irrelevant to anything in daily life; also known as Tammy Marie.

True to her information junkie reputation, Tammy Marie said to him, "Oh, I just read about that new booty workout online yesterday."

by tigress866 May 24, 2017

chinese junk boat

a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.

Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.

by isabeela November 13, 2019

Rich junkie

An individual who makes over six figures and does hardcore drugs.

Bobby just spent a thousand dollars on some drank he’s such a rich junkie.

by _woda_ April 9, 2022

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

by EricCC December 9, 2014