Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022

Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022

goose tray

Any pan, plate, bowl or tray that is used for either vomit or diaherrea produced after seeing Trey with Goose

I used my sock drawer as a goose tray later that night. It was awful in the morning.

by J Chabs August 17, 2022

goose

a really cool person also known by noosegoose.

goose has a fucking long cock

by AnarchicGoose_ September 6, 2022

goose

goose is a person who always plays gorilla tag and is well known for his iconic quote "I'm gay."

Person 1: I am gay
Person 2: You are goose

by dewen October 30, 2022

Crazy Goose

It’s simply you. You are the craziest goose ever.

“Diana got diagnosed as a crazy goose!”
“Uh-oh! She’s like you!”

by OG_GOD! November 3, 2022