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Tiny Chicken Disease

A terrible disease that occurs when a tiny chicken gets into the head of a human and lays eggs. The eggs hatch and more tiny chickens are born. Then the new generation of tiny chickens lay eggs, then they hatch and so on until there a so many tiny chickens that they can't fit inside the head. They need to get out, but they're pressing against the skull. The only way they can escape is via the nose/mouth/eyes.

Or, for the less imaginitive - the common cold

Often abbreviated to 'TCD'
"Ahhh, I feel terrible. Headache, sore throat, running eyes and nose, a cough, keep sneezing. I think I've got the Tiny Chicken Disease."
by Alexisonfireeeee March 8, 2010
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disney bounding

The act of incorporating articles of clothing and/or colors from a popular Disney character (Eg. wearing a orange shirt with a yellow vest or cardigan to represent goofy). commonly done by "disney adults" also known as fucking weirdos
"hey Joe im going Disney Bounding at the magic kingdom at disney park, you wanna tag along"
"no jim, what the fuck is wrong with you. this is weird please stop our family is worried"
"disney"
by big peepee man123 April 9, 2022
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Hindenberg Disaster

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.
by Good Ole' Rog March 3, 2009
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Fork in the garbage disposal

Ding ding ding da ding ding da ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding da ding ding ding
Person 1: LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

person 2: DING DING DING DA DING DING DA DING DING
by Memetrash21 December 31, 2017
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Disney Channel

When you don't care about talent anymore.

Due to one of Urban Dictionary's rules, I have to post information about Disney Channel. Alright. For a proper definition of Disney Channel, see super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!
super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!! is what Disney Channel is. Seriously.
by Another Madman August 30, 2009
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disvorced

Couples or spouses temporarily living apart due to professional choices or reasons
Jack and Sherry are one of those disvorced couples you meet often in today's world
by rhaco September 12, 2005
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Disha

Jim: Whoa!
Bob: I know she's a total Disha!
by rydkyt September 21, 2020
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