when you don't study for shit and the consequences of your actions finally catch up w/ you. the exam's tomorrow (...now today) and you don't know what the f is going on except that you're utterly f'd. there's no one else awake except you and your haunting conscience. so study. so suffer. there's nothing else you can do.
My (sane) friend: yo why do you look so tired it's only 9am
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW
by ao3+starbucks addict January 5, 2024
Get the 2am coffee grindmug. by Notthesilverhawkdarkbaked December 10, 2016
Get the cameron coffeemug. 
Coffee Wow is when you make a coffee share a coffee with someone and it quickly escalated into wild, passionate, vigorous sex .
Ran into the wife at the breakfast table and observed a coffee WoW, shortly there after, the walls were shaking, the earth was quaking, and after a double shot of my babies love.... well. Coffee Wow...
by GooseCous August 15, 2025
Get the Coffee WoWmug. by S-Tiana February 17, 2023
Get the Coffeeingmug. A drink not to be enjoyed. it is an inferior hot drink. All bow down to the overlord of all hot drinks, TEA
by TheTeaKnight December 2, 2021
Get the Coffeemug. similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.
Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"
by klylepercilla November 13, 2019
Get the coffee a girl outmug.