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Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Tilt the Coffee

by ecks of dee August 11, 2018
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Coffee

Finn’s Mouth Orgasimmmmmm
by NotRayden September 3, 2019
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Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.
"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"
by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013
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Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.
How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
by Vincekid March 25, 2020
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Happy Coffee

An Innovative Nigerian Coffee Brand poised at improving the Nigerian Coffee Culture. Founded in 2015 by Princess Adeyinka, Happy Coffee has been growing the Coffee drinking culture whilst using Nigerian coffee blends that directly supports the local famers.
by PAt8633 January 31, 2020
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Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.
"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."
by sailorkatz April 4, 2021
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