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Cleaned Your Clock

slang for sexual intercourse
to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying
briar: say dave, when was the last time someone cleaned your clock?
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while
by ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ March 14, 2016
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clamacluzey

when you don't know if it's a sneeze or a cough, and you dont want to sound like an idiot saying bless you if it isnt a sneeze.
"bless you"...
"i didnt sneeze"
"oh"
"it was a clamacluzey, idiot"
by Kaleigh and Jeri September 30, 2008
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Clean up Crew

A term used in a standard FPS, or otherwise competitive Player versus Player game, where all of the other teammates are trying their poor little heart outs, only to have their rightful kills stolen by their bastard teammate.
Oh shit, that guy's 1 shot, quick, BR!!

Look at that rogue stunlocking that baddie, oh, whats this, 3k HP? CHARGE!!

Wow, this is why Gear sucks, I was about to two piece them when my noob-ass teammate hits em both with a boomshot.

I hate juggerfags. They always get hit by the Clean up Crew
by McBabyStomperr May 28, 2010
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Clea-vag-e

A term used to describe the intentional and un-nessecary exposure of the top half of the vagina. On rare occasions, the word can be used to described the exposure of the lower half, but that is uncommon except in the case of whores. (Not to be confused with camel toe.)
"Dude, did you see those pictures of that whore on facebook?" "Yeah , she had way to much clea-vag-e. How am i supposed to introduce that to my mother?"

"She's rocking the cle-vag-e hard!"

"Lindsay and Britney love the clea-vag-e!"
by The Disapprover January 8, 2010
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douche bag cleaner

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue
i cleaned her douche bag after she used it
by tetete February 23, 2004
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cleagie

Spot in between ones ballsack and asshole. Also known as the Taint, Gooch, Balls-ass, or Butt-balls
by Michael Banning November 4, 2003
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Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
by IHCMC October 14, 2011
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