chicken brain

When you grab your bare testicles where they are attached to the body and squeeze slightly to create what looks like a chicken brain with your nuts. Usually placed on the forehead of a friend who is passed out and pictures are taken.

Hey Bud, you were so fucked up last night that ZAC chicken brained you for like 5 minutes. I think he got ball sweat on your forehead too.

by Stephen June 9, 2005

Chicken Gripper

Very Fat girls, due to the fat they eat a lot of KFC and grip the chicken. It would be very hard to get your arms around a chicken gripper.

"She's a real chicken gripper"

by RocketDan September 8, 2005

Chicken Porn

Various chickens getting fucked by huge cocks.

Man: Wanna watch some chicken porn tonight?
Woman: No.

by Cheginator November 2, 2008

zen chicken

super uber trippy sort of bird which refuses to move it's tiny little head no matter what you to do it...try running it over with your truck multiple times. it has the power of buddha within it.

"hey look...zen chickens are cooool."

by laura T February 1, 2004

chicken hair

The fine hairs between the anus and vagina, continuing on to lightly surround the anus.

"I thought going doggy style with the lights on was a solid plan...until I was ambushed by a mane of chicken hair. Damn."

by Kyle Clifton November 4, 2007

Chicken Tarka

Indian Curried Dish and terrible pun.

"Would you like a Chicken Tarka sir... it's like a Chicken Tikka only a little Otter!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005

chicken slap

Violent, furious, repeated slappings of the penis and genital region. The act mimics a cock fight. Prolonged sessions of chicken slapping usually result in large, wide chodes.

"Weghorst quit chicken slapping in the bathroom."

by Clarence Malone July 3, 2003