When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.
by Explainatorium June 8, 2020
Get the bump stumps mug.Your butt cheeks. Especially how one’s butt look in a pair of pants while wearing a thong. This word was first used in a TikTok coined by @chilllmama ‘s young daughter.
“Mama, your panties don’t fit you. It goes in your cracks and I can see your CHEEK BUMPS. That why you need new panties, like big big panties, so people don’t see your CHEEK BUMPS.”
by Chubby Tenderpants June 27, 2020
Get the Cheek Bumps mug.A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
Get the Speed Bump mug.A Japanese alternative rock group consisting of Motoo Fujiwara (Vocalist/guitarist), Yoshifumi Naoi (bassist), Hiroaki Masukawa (lead guitarist) & Hideo Masu (Drummer)
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Get the Stump bumping mug.When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.
by OkieCat October 8, 2020
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