soul mate- wiccans believe that for every witch (or human) there is a true soul mate, male or female, they belong together, and basicly will only be truely happy with that person.
The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.
Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...