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cillit bang 

The worlds most powerful cleaning product, quite possibly the most effective household cleaner the world will EVER see. everyone's mum uses it, on the laundry, the dishes, and even on themselves, especially after intercourse with barry scott.
well, you have a filthy kitchen, what cleaner will you use?

*in unison*
"CILLIT BANG!"
cillit bang by Tom Boyd March 24, 2008
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Ying Yang Bang 

When two people are performing a 69 on each other while two men are fucking them in the ass.
Guy 1: "That was a wild sex party I went to last night. I saw two people 69ing each other and there were two dudes fucking them in the ass while they did it!"

Guy 2: "Damn you saw a ying yang bang!"
Ying Yang Bang by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

wrang bang 

when people are having an orgy which includes 1 or more people to have red hair.
jen the red head having an orgy with people of the same colour hair or different now thats what a WRANG BANG is.
wrang bang by jen(carrot-wranger) September 21, 2006

10 inch big bang 

A pizza placed on the menu which acts solely as a front for gigolo'ing out the delivery boys.
Hungry Guy: "yeah I'd like to place an order for delivery"

FSP: "Ok what would you like today"
Hungry Guy: "I'll take a 10 inch big bang"
Coworkers: *Bust up laughing*
FSP: "would you like that delivered to the back door? I'm winking but you can't see me wink over the phone, but that's what i'm doing"
Hungry Guy: "Oh yeaaahhhhh"
10 inch big bang by anon23456 February 25, 2011

Stupid Flash Bang 

A Flash-Bang is a device used by law enforcement or military personnel to stun people without causing serious injury. Not unlike a firecracker there is no metal or shrapnel that disperses upon explosion. There is simply a loud bang and a large flash of light which disorients any persons within a certain radius. This allows the person(s) utilizing the flash-bang to enter, escape, or take control a situation.

A "STUPID FLASH BANG" is a technique used by person(s) who are being investigated or questioned. Said person(s) repeatedly answer any questions asked of them with nonsensical or meaningless answers. Or in some cases the same answers continuously. The goal being to ultimately cause the accuser or investigator to give up the questioning. And therefore end the investigation, allowing the accused to escape while the investigator tries to fathom how someone could be so stupid or, tries to make sense of the answers which cannot be made sense of at any point.
Question: What are you doing here? Answer: I don't know. Q: Well then why are you in here? A: I don't know. Q: But you know you don't belong here, and yet you are in here, so I ask again, what is your purpose for being in here? A: I don't know. Q: Did you walk in here? A: Yes. Q: Did someone call you in here, or tell you to come in here? A: No. Q: Are you aware that no one is allowed in here? A: Yes. Q: Then once again I ask, why are you in here? A: I don't know. End Result: Out of total frustration: Just get out. Picks up phone calls doctor: Doc, I've just been hit with a Stupid Flash Bang. Dr.: Lie down, and have no contact with that person for at least 24 hours. Contact could cause irreparable harm to your brain.

The Big Bang theory show

A modern nerdy ripoff of that 70's show
The Big Bang theory show vs That 70's show

Raj-fez - the foreign brown guy who goes from shy to Chatty Cathy

Howard-Kelso - the perverted dumbass

Bernadette-Jackie - the occasional bitch

Leonard-Hyde - the curly-headed voice of reason who plays second banana to a super nerd

Sheldon-Eric - the crazy nerd obsessed with Star Wars

Amy-Donna - the main character's girlfriend

Penny-Laurie- the cheap blonde