Austin Gade

Someone who gets every opportunity, relationship chance, and money all handed to them.

Austin Gade got a date to prom without even trying.

by spiral_staircase December 6, 2024

Austin Power's Syndrome

As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,

World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.

Donald Trump has Austin Power's Syndrome. Trump wants to control/ dominate the World.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

Austin

Austin is nice and can be funny but isn't the best at reading people, he likes video games a bit to much, he's great at making friends and rarely falls for someone, he sucks at giving hints and the second he truly does that girl will just NEVER feel the same about him, Austin has liked multiple girls but none have ever liked him back, Austin wants to just be happy for once.

"hey Name, so I might perchance like Name,"

"I KNEW IT"

" Does she like me back?"

"... Sorry Austin she likes Name"

"Oh..."

by Mr. Skibidi January 11, 2025

Austin special

When a numsickle strips out a deal with no leg

That deal is such a loser it’s definitely an Austin special

by Jayjay0110 June 20, 2025

Austin

He is the type of guy to do something illegal then say he did it by accident. He's average height but needs to get more calcium by chugging milk. Austin is nice and has a weird obsession with men and balls. Don't forget he is obsessed with doves and pigeons. He is a black NIG-

Wow Austin's setting a trap again for the dove.

by Tejas Pillay June 28, 2025

Austin John Rahmann

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker

“Yo dude when is Austin John Rahmann hopping on the game”

“Never, he’s Austin John Rahmann.”

by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025

Austin

Austin
(noun)

A guy who’s always on your squad but never actually there when it counts. Known for disappearing the second you go down in Warzone — usually looting three buildings over or “rotating” for no reason while you’re bleeding out.

“Bro, where’s Austin? I need a revive!”
“He’s halfway across the map opening a supply crate. Classic Austin.”

by George Lincoln Trump November 11, 2025