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H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
by Numme February 8, 2019
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I'm not a player I just crush alot

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot
by Princessss Kiara June 5, 2011
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I'm Not A Plastic Bag

Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.

There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.

The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.
The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag
by Katya. P May 23, 2007
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M.O.A.P

I attended a wicked M.O.A.P this weekend ;)
by Elaine Wissman July 7, 2007
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A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
by Billy January 20, 2005
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cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store

When you are getting ready to dance like its nobodies buisness out in the club/bar.
Dude, I cant wait to get to Brew Bakers tonight! Imma cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store!
by Blasphemeth August 10, 2010
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M.I.A.

I can't find Mike! He's M.I.A.!
by Bwd March 26, 2003
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