Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes
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Get the bird bath mug.the act of forming ur hand in the shape of a birds beak, and then jabbing someone with said hand, mimicking the action of a bird pecking u and when contact is made u yell out ANGRY BIRD! The only time u can pull this off is when u r trying to converse with a friend but their attention is on their stupid game of angry birds on their stupid iphone. Similar to a "fulmer poke"
I was telling jimmy about my weekend, but all he wanted to do was play angry birds on his iphone. so i angry birded him right in the neck and as he was gasping for air on the floor, not playing his game, i was able to finish telling him about my weekend
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Get the bird feed mug.Person 1: damnn look at that girls nose,, she trys to get with all the guys
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Person 2: Shes a Bird Slut
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the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.
the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.
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