Whale Cum

Whale Cum means "Welcome" but is intentionally spelled "Whale Cum" If pronounced right, it should sound like "Welcome" with a southern accent.

"Whale Cum to the Banana!"
"You are new? Well Whale Cum!"

by c0mbatMaTT97 May 4, 2009

cum biscuit

a game where 3 or more guys jack off on a biscuit and whoever jack off last gotta eat it

nigga u 11, u aint ready fo tha cum biscuit

wanna play cum biscuit? this nigga gon be hurtin like he got his thumb twisted

by Griff July 1, 2004

Pre cum

The clear fluid that comes out of the penis during foreplay. To make sex more comfortable. Sort of lubricant

She was rubbing his crotch and stroking his balls, while he was sucking her nipples, he produced pre cum

by James March 10, 2003

Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur

"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."

by gianni October 16, 2004

Cum Zone

Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum

My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy

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What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk

Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me maybe
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless

Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd

Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy

Welcome to the Cum Zone

by CrazyBones May 25, 2021

cum slackie

A Insult to use against people who love cum or are just being an asshole

"Fuck you Bryce, you cum slackie"
"Hey man that kind of hurt my feelings"
"Shut up cum slackie"

by JoeDickButt November 25, 2018

Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.

I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.

by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010