Shit Show University (SSU)

Any time a night of partying at college gets out of control.

College Kid#1:Are we taking a trip to Shit show university (SSU) tonight?

College kid #2: True

by ThirdFloor March 9, 2009

Shit just got real

A saying that implies the expectation and/or encounter of something that is inherently dangerous. Additionally it may signify the soiling of underwear.

As the man rode down the wet road on his motorcycle and saw the herd of deer on the edge of it egging their friends to run across in front of him as his headlights bounced off of the freshly rained on surface he though to himself "shits about to get real".

The teacher called on a student who was obviously asleep and made quite an effort to embarrass him, in turn the student stood up and said "you don't have to be such a fucking bitch" and abruptly walked out of the class. Shit just got real.

by Nezzy Nez October 12, 2013

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A term used by jealous gamers because their consoles are either called "Lamecube" or "Gaystation 2" and they don't know how to make properly make fun of the Xbox.

LG: I know .... uh ... SHIT-BOX! HAHAHA
RP: *slap*
LG: Back to the gutter for me *shame*

LG2: Damn Halhoe and the Shit-box
RP: Dude, your flaming against the XBOX is painfully unfunny and pathetic that I am going to have to cut my retinas amd bust my eardrums so I will never have the disgrace of having to look at you or listen to you ever again. Please do not breathe in my air.

by RP January 24, 2005

Don't Stand In Green Shit

A phrase commonly used in World of Warcraft to tell players to avoid spells (like poison clouds, rain of fire, tail sweep and similar) that often deals massive damage to players and thus can cause a wipe.

This phrase apply to all kinds of harmful spells, even if they're not coloured green or coloured at all.

Encounter example:
The early boss Grobbulus in the raid-instance Naxxramas in WoW have the ability to put out green poison clouds under him. If the raidmembers stand in it they will die because of the damage.

Phrase example:
The raidleader have been explaining the tactics and ends with: "And don't stand in green shit."

by anhility May 23, 2009

I don't give a shit

The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.

some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*

by gadgase January 21, 2006

damn fuck shit bitch

This is something you say when you are really mad at something or someone

Person1: "If you dont bring the money back buy 5 o clock then im going to fucking rip your dick off"

Person2: "DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH!"

by M3guy January 20, 2003

I don't give a shit

Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".

I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 7, 2017