Geep Year

Sort of like a gap year, combined with a geek year and a leap year because its a very long and geeky gap year taken by a Free Open Source Software (FOSS) developers to focus on FOSS development full-time. Usually crowd funded, or something done by engineers with rather large bank balances after cashing in their options.

Random Frat Dude at a data science Meetup: "So, what do you do?". FOSS Programmer: "Me, I'm taking a Geep Year!" Random Frat Dude: "Oh cool dude, what are you working on?" FOSS Programmer: "oh you know, saving the world, fixing the ridiculous NTLM v1.0 password hash problem." Random Frat Dude: "Wow cool dude, what's your GitHub sponsors page or do you have a GoFundMe?"

by CompSciFutures January 10, 2023

This year is another boring one

Just you wait and see…nothing’s gonna happen this year… I’ll just be waiting for nothing…

It’s gonna be another boring shitty year … I hate the world today.

I wish something big would happen… maybe WW3 or a gigantic stock market crash…

This year is another boring one

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

100 year old egg

A century egg.

I found a 100 year old egg.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 17, 2023

5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

The Year of the Cock

Quote by Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 refering to the sexual practice of touching a different cock every day.

-Hey, she a baddie?

-Dude, she be doin The Year of the Cock
-Oooh, she a mad bitch tho

by Mr.VOfficial June 5, 2023

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023