My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

wife sorcery

When a husband doesn't want to do something but his wife wants him to do it, she convinces him to do it.

Ryan didn't want to go to a family get together, but his wife used her wife sorcery on him to convince him to go.

by lordvoldemort87 November 16, 2022

Wife Rogan

I don't know her name... And I refuse to google it!

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."

Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

wife

A woman you give money to but don't get to sleep with.

Tom: Why are you down today?
Bob: My wife.

by CutiePatootiePie April 1, 2025

johanni wife

When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni

Ewww look it’s johanni wife

by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019

KEPT WIFE

A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)

I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.

by The kept wife life October 10, 2023

Wife

is a man bride he married forever .

this is my beautiful wife who i love and cherish forever.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022