Watch a porno and you'll know what I mean. The beast with two backs can even be found in your bedroom or any popular sexual habitat
by Marisha A January 21, 2007
Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.
Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?
Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.
Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?
Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.
by Bagginski February 24, 2010
A fun way to pronounce the deceased rapper, Tupac Shakur that greatly offends black people.
Don't say this within large groups of black people.
Don't say this within large groups of black people.
by level7dreamer June 24, 2006
This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.
by Jrodddr September 28, 2018
The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.
by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018
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A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).
Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.
by Rudelittlepig November 10, 2017