beast with two backs

The frightening moaning creature that two people become when they engage in intercourse

Watch a porno and you'll know what I mean. The beast with two backs can even be found in your bedroom or any popular sexual habitat

by Marisha A January 21, 2007

That Time of the Two Months

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.

Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

by Bagginski February 24, 2010

Two-Pack Shaker

A fun way to pronounce the deceased rapper, Tupac Shakur that greatly offends black people.

Don't say this within large groups of black people.

"I love two-pack shaker!"

by level7dreamer June 24, 2006

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.

The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.

by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018

Two foot boogy

to "walk"

"How we getting there? Taxi"

"nah fuck that off, lets Two foot boogy it"

by wafrock August 10, 2009

two dutch mugs

To be really wasted.

a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs

"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"


"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"

by spikee-pixie April 17, 2009