Hot Zito

1. noun. A much needed manual stimulation of the inner vaginal walls. 2. A pussy massage.

Damn, Allie is really uptight today, someone should really give her a Hot Zito to calm her down.

by OneHotZito July 31, 2017

Hot as water

when something is really fucking cool

"dude that shirt is hot as water, where'd you get it?"

by barbie2cute August 30, 2018

Hot as water

Something that is very cool.

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.

by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018

Hot Smear

A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.

My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.

After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.

I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

hot Malört

The bitter post-fellatio aftertaste that comes from a man who's been drinking too much weird liquor.

Abe is so thoughtful... he always brings me pineapple juice to wash it down when he's been doing shots and knows he's about to give me a hot Malört.

by MaryTodd1818 February 18, 2021

Hot Soffiielee

A girl who smashes her clam packet with a double ended fist toy while guzzling sausage down her throat

Soffiielee loves a double ended

fist destroying her clam packet
Hot Soffiielee

by Buryme1868 June 6, 2021

hot guy

ME. its ME.

YOU TOO
ALL OF YOU
EVEN THE NON-GUYS EVERYONE

look at that hot guy over there he must be from earth

hey look at that hot alien he must be from mars or whatever

by marvvy warvvy June 16, 2022