dip the doggie 

To engage in normal vaginal intercourse. To insert one's penis into a woman's vagina.

Hey, gorgeous. Do you want to come back to Al's place and play dip the doggie?

dip the doggie by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

quick on the draw 

(Variants: trigger or uptake may replace draw)

quick to respond

You have to be quick on the draw to hit the targets.

quick on the draw by Light Joker August 25, 2005

Shoot Yourself in the Dick 

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

Shoot Yourself in the Dick by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

dick in the dirt

Face down in the dirt or ground.

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.

dick in the dirt by ootsae May 15, 2005

the damned 

Excellent punk rock band with a gothic demeanour that formed in England back in 1976.

Dave Vinian is one of the great gods of punk rock.

Great 'Damned' songs include Horror Taxi, Smash It Up, Thrill Kill, Born To Kill and many more excellent tracks.

the damned by BadLieutenant August 25, 2004

The Dirty Baserva

The act of getting a stripper pregnant while wearing a sombrero and in another relationship at the sametime.Then refusing to step up to the plate and be a daddy.

defintion #2 Taking donations from a community with the promise of helping the handicap and never stepping up to the plate and honoring that promise.

EX:1" Your boyfriend got me pregnant and is giving me the dirty baserva"

EX:2 "Several people in the community donated money to help with the handicap only to receive a Dirty Baserva.

The Dirty Baserva by The happy sombrero November 25, 2007

Fuck The Dumb Shit 

Not willing to engage in foolishness.

Billy Bob: Hey, hold my beer while I prove these shoes are fireproof.
Nick: Fuck The Dumb Shit.

Fuck The Dumb Shit by Claude Ballz June 11, 2004