When someone is consoling another through the act of a hug while being on their phone texting someone else without the consoled individual having a clue.
by clubaholic April 03, 2011
Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.
"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
by YoungJeezyJaxB August 23, 2014
Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.
by rodgstar June 15, 2010
the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 11, 2010
When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".
by saltyconfetti August 08, 2011
Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
by wisdomr February 23, 2011
Sending the same text message to more than one recipient, simply because you're lazy and/or the message will work for more than one person.
by Lee Daniels August 01, 2007