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Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.
Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?
by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025
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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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Gregarion asshole stomper

When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there
Greg: I’m gonna put you through the gregarion asshole stomper
by TikiTyrone11 April 30, 2025
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THE CAMDEN DON'T STOPPER

The Camden don't stop till you don't know what is enough that keeps going for the hate of it... Your welcome
the internet thugs.
THE CAMDEN DON'T STOPPER: I am going boom the internet today
by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 2, 2025
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Mormon sock stomp

When you grab poop from your own butt and put it in your partners rectum, then put a foot with a sock on it in the rectum and push
Hey, elder Joseph educated me on the Mormon sock stomp. Stacy said no
by Jebodiaih Mathew September 16, 2025
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Persian rug stomper

You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out
"Yo why is your girl limping so hard?"
"She got a Persian Rug Stomper last night"
by J_Robn September 24, 2025
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West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.
James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.
by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025
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